If I don't die by Thursday, I'll be roaring Friday night.

Would Shrub's White House really impede an investigation into the Education Department's hiring of commentator Armstrong Williams by refusing to allow key White House officials to be interviewed? No! It can't be! I'm shocked, truly shocked by yet another allegation from some lowly scum Dem. saying that the White House is less than forthcoming with information. "Didn't you know the public has no right to know anything about what the Bush administration does behind closed doors," said a senior administration official this morning looking down his nose at a pimply-faced reporter for the Comstock High School Gazette. "Everything we do is for the good of the country. Trust us." (story)