If I don't die by Thursday, I'll be roaring Friday night.

They (whomever they are) say that something like 30% of job hunters are eliminated from hiring (that's like pre-firing) because of things they've posted on blogs or social networking sites like Facebook or here.

Well, my response is, " If you can't handle honest comedy, life happenings, political commentary and all the strange things encountered every day...."

...well, I probably don't want to work for you.