"What the caterpillar calls the end of life, wise men call a butterfly."

Ray Charles is blind.
Love is blind.
God is love.
Therefore, Ray Charles is God.

Or, how about this one:

We ignored the United Nations in order to make it clear to Saddam Hussein that the United Nations could not be ignored. So, we went to war to preserve the UN's ability to avert war. Or, to put it another way, `We had to make war on him because he was a threat to peace.'

How can the United States fight terrorists half a world away, then tell a country like Israel that it should not fight the terrorists next door?

I like "constructive ambiguity" as much as the next guy, but where does it stop? Maybe the only way to stop the "cycle of violence" in the Middle East and elsewhere is to urge restraint. Or maybe we should stand aside and just let them fight it out until there's a clear victor. Or maybe we should just use a few of those nukes our tax payers footed the bill for and turn the whole area into a gigantic parking lot.

Problem solved... ooops, forgot about all that oil still under the fused glass that used to be a worthless desert.