If I don't die by Thursday, I'll be roaring Friday night.

As I'm browsing the headlines this morning, I come across this doozy:
Officials: Bin Laden Urges Zarqawi to Hit U.S.  but I don't bother to read it because it's from the propaganda channel. It did make me think, however, that the fear machine is still in motion. The only thing missing is a color coded alert elevation. Didn't that idea get old fast after the election!

Let's see, what other newspeak did I not bother reading this morning:

Ari Fleischer's View From the Briefing Room  . No thanks, I have no desire to read what that mouthpiece for the neocons has to say.

Hate evil: Case for Judeo-Christian values, part VII I almost read this one because the first couple of lines contain "Do you hate evil? Much of humanity doesn't." Yep, be careful of the boogyman - much of the world wants to kill you. Wonder why? I don't. We're busy killing them.

Wolfowitz on shortlist for World Bank top post Hmmm, that's a good idea - let's put the neocons in charge of the World Bank. Rah! Rah! Go Team!

I think I'll skip the rest of the news. I'm going to go worship the porcelain god!