If I don't die by Thursday, I'll be roaring Friday night.

"Condoms do not prevent infection from the AIDS virus." You heard it here first... errr, second - The Vatican's very own Cardinal Alfonso Lopez Trujillo beat me to it saying Roman Catholic officials around the world are saying condoms don't work. Trujillo, head of the Pontifical Council for the Family, told the BBC that the HIV virus is small enough to pass through the wall of a condom. "The AIDS virus is roughly 450 times smaller than the spermatozoon. The spermatozoon can easily pass through the 'net' that is formed by the condom."Trujillo is quoted as saying in a BBC interview.

Would someone please give the Cardinal a reality check. Oh, never mind, the World Health Organization said any claim that condoms don't protect against HIV is "totally wrong."

Who do you believe? The answers out there...