If I don't die by Thursday, I'll be roaring Friday night.

In the any publicity is good publicity category, Kraft Foods has come up with a good one - one that has animal rights activists foaming at the mouth and others just shaking their head in wonder. Know what it is?

They have a new candy that's shaped like road kill! That's right small furry animals run over by cars — complete with tire treads - that include squashed snakes, chickens and squirrels. Kraft officials pulled the ad campaign around it, but justified the candy's shape by saying it was just another gummy...